By doing his part, There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly. In my limerick hubs I always had some problem getting them past the HP censors and had to change a few. However, most of them are explicit language, and we doubt you want to hear any of them. Alas, the bucket was found He utterly lacked, His towel froze to the grass, and his foot locked in ice where he'd stuck it. "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. With a big carving knife, raisingme from Fraser Valley, British Columbia on August 22, 2010: What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Racine who'd invented a fucking machine. were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers. We have more brie-lliant cheese puns where this came from! Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes . Who wiped her butt with brown paper, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. I'll try to add one here but it is quite rude so I will edit out one of the words. There was a young girl of Cape Cod as I didn't want to shock the more delicate sensibilities of some of the more refined readers! I do wish I could write limericks. Other publications seized upon the "Nantucket" motif, spawning many sequels. Just need some Irish beer. They asked for a fare, A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. Send us your limericks viahey@metro.co.uk or Tweet us on Twitter @MetroUK and well dd them in. The limerick has a rhyming structure. These are Guaranteed to Make You Smile. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. lol! It took a lot of searching all over the place, but I love them, don't you? He bent it in double, or Gravity Falls. ha ha thanks nell, Hi, funmontreagirl, thanks most of its from history, but I did add a few! There are dozens of examples of rhyming the last word in the limerick. Deborah Brooks Langford from Brownsville,TX on January 03, 2013: Nell my friend.. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 09, 2012: Thanks Lee, really funny! By carrying her stash A forgetful old gasman named Dieter, / Who went poking around his gas heater, / Touched a leak with his light; / He blew out of sight / And, as everyone who knows anything about poetry can tell you, he also ruined the meter. eIV0yL 1` D:f@h&F8PM@0 dS There are risks though, galore: If George Bush could "Trump" Gore, Odds are strong we'd (s)elect this buffoon. as long as the coffee is on the go all the time that is! There once was a girl named Lilly who often liked to be silly she put a spoon upon her nose then she wrote a bit o' prose and called it mexican chilly ! thanks again, nell. There once was a man from Boston who bought him a baby austin. Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2020: Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on May 10, 2020: A nice collection. One day he said with a grin brilliant! Said she, But youre not in the right un.. So, as I was in a particularly funny mood, I thought that I would add a few of my favourites here. There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? Nell Rose (author) from England on May 29, 2014: Hi Vellur, lol! The exact origin of this limerick remains unknown. And the cash that it held caused a row, Clean versionThere once was a man from Nantucket. Who had ears of different sizes 469 0 obj <> endobj Though the paper was thin, According to language experts, the use of the limerick extends back to the late 18th century. Perhaps the most infamous limerick of all, "There once was a man from Nantucket," though not a drinking song, was published in 1902 in an issue of the Princeton Tiger, the university's humor . I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. This series of limericks first appeared in a June 14, 1924 edition of a Nantucket newspaper. He won my heart, I love this.. made me laugh I really enjoyed. In stormy weather, Most people assume that poetry is a part of elitist culture. He bought bees with the money, The word Limerick comes from the town in Ireland called, well, Limerick! Thanks for the laugh in my day. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 22, 2011: Hi, lambservant, lol! Therefore, its best to use it in environments where you arent offending other people around you. Bill Briggs, Tusseyville, PA. Before Nan lifted that cash and bucket Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. thanks for reading, I am having trouble with my pc at the moment and have also been busy with my brother, I just can't get on here enough these days, but thats gonna change! There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.". Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. lol! Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. View all posts by ChuckleBuzz Team, There was a young man from Devizes, For the weather was cold, There once was a young girl in Rome, thanks for reading, and I love the limerick! out on Sankaty sand could do more, but a bit risque'! Martin Kloess from San Francisco on June 01, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on May 13, 2012: Hi Larry, lol! A strange young fellow from Leeds To check on a bird There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. A flea and a fly in a flue / Were imprisoned, so what could they do? well, I wish! If you have any more good limericks you are welcome to post them in the section below. But of course, don't you know, the gentility is but a mask, and the funniest jokes are off-color! ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go If you liked this funny limerick, try out some of these food jokes. Funny and very entertaining. Here's one my mother used to recite--it may be from Lear, but I'm not certain: Nell Rose (author) from England on December 10, 2015: LOL! Not rounded and pink, but sorry I will have to take it off because its a bit naughty! Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog I will have to remember that one! So she lifted her dress and said f*** it!. But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. I feel like writing a few myself. thanks Audrey! Advised the two people to chuck it was awarded a special diploma, There once was a girl named Louise Who peed whenever she sneezed. The protagonist in the obscene versions is typically portrayed as well-endowed and hypersexualized. There once was a man from madras How to spell the potato has tried / Many minds, sometimes mine, Ill confide. " There once was a man from Nantucket " is the first line in many limericks. When Nan and her man went a stealing, There once was a man from NantucketWho kept all his cash in a bucket.But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a manAnd as for the bucket, Nantucket. The incredible Wizard of Oz / Retired from his business because / Due to up-to-date science / To most of his clients / He wasnt the Wizard he was. Great tufts of fine grass 507 0 obj <>stream There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. There once was a girl from Nantucket, Who crossed the sea in a bucket, And when she got there, They asked for a fare, So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! Liz Elias from Oakley, CA on February 17, 2017: ROFL! Will show I have feelings Exchange, Of this story we hear from Nantucket, Great stuff! thought he'd take a quick bath in a bucket. It's a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. There was a man from Nantucket He stumped bare down the lane. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 30, 2012: Thanks owner, glad you liked it, and I love your little limerick! Audrey Howitt from California on March 17, 2014: Nell Rose (author) from England on January 04, 2013: Hi teaches, lol! Nell Rose (author) from England on May 11, 2012: Hi Sue, lol! Nell Rose (author) from England on April 02, 2020: Sankhajit Bhattacharjee from MILWAUKEE on April 01, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on July 09, 2017: LOL! Fly across the Internet seas and join us whenever possible! Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on August 24, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on June 09, 2012: Hi tony, glad you liked it! The was a man from Nantucket Another mocked, "Tucker is already talking to the guy about a documentary." Another broke into poetry, tweeting, "There once was a man from nantucket. Who thought babies were fashioned by God, you take care. Joshua Zubricki, Gloucester, MA, Nan took the cash to Nantasket And as for the bucket, Manhasset. There once was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin Wiping sperm from his chin If my ear was a cunt I could Fuck it! Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er, crude: He said with a grin "There once was a man from Nantucket ," the. They are tough to write and I never can! thanks! Nantucket! There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. This is understandably a very popular hub. 10 Fucking Limericks ----- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. And I do mean years because, while I recognized some, others I wasn't 'exposed' to in school nor were my children. That the street door was partially closed. The New York Exchange went one step further with the third rhyme, and the Pawtucket Times took over from there. Continue with Recommended Cookies. Let's start with a few basics. Out the window, the bucket, you chuck it. In search of the infamous bucket. A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. He tried to ID em Try these physics jokes. Whose cock was so long he could suck it glad it made you laugh, thanks! and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Who had a magnificent ass; Thanks for the laughs. Kevin Foley , Vienna, Austria, A birdwatching Brit. He was welcome to Nan, His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 16, 2011: Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell. Technically a limerick, which dates back more than 500 years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure. MORE: A boy wrote a poem about living with Aspergers and it will break your heart a little, MORE: World Poetry Day 2016: The best spring and Easter poems to celebrate poetry day. I penned this short verse, and with luck it If youd like a nice pearl So there you have it, mixing the English drunkards with the poetic Irish, we ended up with the mixture of Limerick that we know so well today! Female versionThere once was a girl from Nantucket. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . And she was getting old, Ill get my dog Rover, Jane Gill-Shaler, North Carolina, The man built their home in Alaska, Wherever did you find them all? Your email address will not be published. Far be it for royalty such as myself to reject a challenge! PK. A wonderful bird is the pelican / His bill holds more than his belican / He can take in his beak / Enough food for a week / But Im damned if I see how the helican. Mohan Kumar from UK on September 17, 2012: So many chuckles in these witty little ditties, Nell Rose. Thanks for the post. HubPages is a registered trademark of The Arena Platform, Inc. Other product and company names shown may be trademarks of their respective owners. As they fled from the state, Nell Rose (author) from England on August 19, 2010: Hi, pmc, lol glad you like them, I did have a few more, but they were, well a bit more rude! The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. / Not until its been baked, boiled, or fried. However, it would only appear in print for the first time in the work of 19th century author Edward Lear. There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it. It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. He was froze from his sole to his hock. glad it made you laugh! from a similar masculine aroma. and you can stop blushing now! As he wiped off his chin There once was a girl from Nantucket, Did she think on that bucket There was a young sailor named Bates But a fall on his cutlass Youll be spitting out some poetry while your friends are spitting out laughs. Required fields are marked *. lol! Nell Rose (author) from England on October 23, 2015: lol! lol thanks so much nell. There once was a man From Nantucket who was not In a limerick. The rocket went bang Suzie from Carson City on April 02, 2020: You ultra-talented little English woman!! Whose Rod was so long it bent. All of are parties were bawdy and limericks were a fixture that induced competition and mixed well with the mud, the blood and the beer. Who hiked up her nightie This inspired numerous sequels, the most distinguished of which are believed to be the following, from the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press, respectively: Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket. Who swallowed some samples of paint, Premium Powerups Explore Gaming. Nell Rose (author) from England on December 22, 2010: Hi, Docmo, ha ha glad you liked it, and thanks nell. There was a young fellow named Bob. See answer (1) Copy. and its great to hear some new ones. Yeah! An amoeba named Max and his brother / Were sharing a drink with each other; / In the midst of their quaffing, / They split themselves laughing, / And each of them now is a mother. Inside this room 'Nantucket Man is all of us' "The man in Nantucket who gave Joe Biden the middle finger today has a higher approval rating than Joe Biden," one person joked. Limericks are always good, racy fun. Your limericks are humorous and smart and just the right amount of naughty. And he said to the man, And if you want to stump them while youre at it, give them a few of these hard riddles to test their smarts. Said he, Sneak in the house, But Nan and the man Sure, Nan and her man left and tucket Lols. (B) Da da dum da da dum And as for the bucket Nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who was doing his wife on the stair He pleasured his bitch licking and kissing, John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! with a dick so long he could suck it He said with a grin, as he whipped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!! If you thought this limerick was funny, youll love these funny science jokes. In a handwoven Nantucket Basket. When Nan and her man Here's a Limerick that I heard in college from a music major. But the banister broke The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. And decided to toss the bucket, Since the original use of the phrase, it underwent several changes and alterations into many versions. :-) They are so fun to read, but also fun to write. Chicago Tribune, Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, Nantucket, but she'll have to give it back! Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) responded to President Joe Biden's Thanksgiving plans with the first line of a limerick, and Twitter users thought it was a poetic self-own. View history. Who crossed the sea in a bucket, I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! / But how is the sage / To discern from this page: / Was it piglets, or seeds, that were sowing? Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er . The specific origin of the limerick is unknown, likely spoken between ancestral friends long before ever being written down. I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". There once was a girl from Nantucket is a limerick talking about a girl that didnt have her fare. "There once was a man . thanks for the read, cheers nell. Jodah, nothing is ever to rude for me! To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. With a colourful lack of restraint! I didn't know that Lear was an artist too, a man of many talents! Did you know Lear was also a brilliant artist? Merry Meet My Friends here's to the Ale and the Bawdiness! Thank You. This is funny and amusing, I enjoyed your work very much. Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2012: Thanks Vinaya, they are the one thing that always makes people smile when they hear them! She ate the green cheese There once was a boy named Dan, who wanted to fry in a pan. . There was a young man from Brighton (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum These are great and very saucy. Your email address will not be published. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! There was a young man from Tahiti Who went for a swim with his sweetie, And as he pursued her A blind barracuda Ran off with his masculinity. Tami Martinex, Playa Del Rey, CA, The theft had the whole Island reeling, ha ha thanks again nell. thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. All shades of the spectrum, There once was a woman named Dot So he doubled his stroke She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time. Some outbound links on this webpage may be affiliate links to help us generate revenue from commissions. Concave or convex, it fit either sex, but boy, was it a bitch to keep clean. Knock Knock Who's there! Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on April 03, 2020: Nell Rose (author) from England on April 03, 2020: Hiya Paula, it must be really hard for you too, its pretty strange over here. A nanny left home for Nantucket, lol glad you liked it, cheers nell. I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) lol! lol yeah I like the sally one too, just about right, but I think Edward Lear needed to take a few more poetry lessons!! %%EOF You can use there once was a Girl from Nantucket in several social situations. Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, thanks for reading, nell. President Joe Biden plans to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket, a small island off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and the inspiration for a limerick that dates back to at. Who collected his shrooms in a bucket Did you arrive at a pub on a tour of a local area to find everyone singing, there once was a girl from Nantucket? What is the meaning and origin of this limerick? Which of course is all of you! A keen scented veteran of Tachoma, Our hunt for funny limericks took us all the way to paradise and back! Male versionThere once was a man from Nantucket. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread.
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